Let's have fun with funny quotes:
What are you going to do for an encore? Walk on water?
Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
My toughest fight was with my first wife.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
A lie travels around the world while truth is putting her boots on.
Very funny quotes:
If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else!
Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure that they think he is growing old.
My brain – it’s my second favorite organ.
The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
Funny sayings:
Ideas don’t stay in some minds very long because they don’t like solitary confinement.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
I can’t swim. I can’t drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
When you are tired,relax and refresh your energy with these funny quotes and sayings.because life is better when you smile!
What are you going to do for an encore? Walk on water?
Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
My toughest fight was with my first wife.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
A lie travels around the world while truth is putting her boots on.
Very funny quotes:
If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else!
Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure that they think he is growing old.
My brain – it’s my second favorite organ.
The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
Funny sayings:
Ideas don’t stay in some minds very long because they don’t like solitary confinement.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
I can’t swim. I can’t drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
When you are tired,relax and refresh your energy with these funny quotes and sayings.because life is better when you smile!
